|  RECIPE FOR SURVIVING A NORTH WISCONSIN WINTER
 From Birth to Toddler:    Take long winter napsAnd snuggle in bunting
 And warm mittens and caps
   From Toddler to Teen:  Bundle up and play in the snow. Make snow angels and snow balls
 And make snowmen grow.
 Learn how to skate and play hockey and ski
 And do the Barnie and the big Birkie
   From Teen to 40 :       Get chains for your car, or a 4-wheel driveAnd prove to the world that you can survive.
 Rev up the snowmobile so it will run
 And hit the trails and have some fun.
 Keep skiing and skating and playing outside
 And find  a toboggan and go for a slide.
 Get out the shovel and insulated clothes
 Then on week- ends watch football, relax and doze.
   From 40 to 60 :           Load the trunk with shovel and sandAnd extra clothes to have on hand
 In case you get stuck in a far off drift
 And no one comes by to give you a lift.
 Get out on the ice with your tip-ups and bait
 And with thermos in hand for that” big one” wait.
   From 60 to 80 :  If you’re fit as a fiddle keep doing what you didBut keep in mind you’re no longer a kid.
 You may have to go from shovel to blower
 And from skates and skis to something slower.
 On the days that it’s slippery or way too cold
 You may have to admit that you’re getting old
 And opt for a good book or a game of bridge
 But watch the number of trips to the fridge!
   Over 80 :                     Take long winter naps And snuggle in bunting
 And warm mittens and caps
 By: Elizabeth Haling   |